Monday, April 13, 2015

Hannah talks to little girls and they are not impressed.

I really haven't been in a blogging mood lately, but this poor little nugget was feeling pretty neglected, so here's a weird conversation I had with one of my swimming lessons today. This class is all girls ages 6-7.

Little girl #1: Is your kid in the pool?

Me: I don't have a kid.

Little girl #1: What?! Why not??

Little girl #2: Its because she's not married! Wait....are you married? Its because she's not married!

Me: No I'm not married.

Little girl #3: Wait why aren't you married?!?

Me: Ummm................because I'm not.

Little girl #2: So are you waiting to have a kid until you're married?

Me: Uhhhh........I......sure?

Little girl #4: Are you going to grow a kid?!?

Me: Umm..............we're going to swim now.