Saturday, June 15, 2013
Oh good morning everyone. Its 5:14 on this lovely Hawaiian morning, and I hate everything. I woke up at 2:30 (maybe? I don't know. It was fucking early) because my stupid leg hurts. A lot. Like I feel like someone stabbed me right below the kneecap. Super. I tried to fight the pain with a combination of Arrested Development, Advil and ice, but that didn't work. The problem? Normally I sleep on my stomach, but all I can do with my leg is sleep on my back.
I realize that in the grand scheme of my life this is just a little blip, but right now its almost 5:30 in the morning, I'm watching Cake Boss and I want to punch myself in the face. So that's neat.